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Simon and the Schoenherrs

Welcome.  Nothing too dangerous here.  Just us Schoenherrs



Simon is an English Springer Spaniel who was born on July 16, 1998.  The runt of the litter, he was irresistible to Jenn and Chris.  He has been living with the Schoenherrs since September of that year.

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Jenn is the ferocious redhead residing in the Schoenherr household.  Her ferocious nature is displayed in the following situations: Top

Our last resident is Chris.  The only way he could be described as ferocious is if it's possible for someone to channel surf ferociously, read ferociously, or eat cookies ferociously.

He is the son of Siberian immigrants who tunneled to America during the Great Worm War of 1962.  Raised in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, he gained fame in his teenage years for his amazing extra vertebrae.  He traveled for a number of years with a band of gypsies as something of a sideshow oddity, eventually settling down in western Michigan.  It was there, at a Ross Perot presidential rally, he met his future wife, Jennifer.  They seemed a bit of an odd couple:  Chris was a free-thinking revolutionary, and Jenn a religious conservative.  Somehow, they managed to win each others hearts.

Chris at the rally in in 1992


Simon and the Schoenherrs
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